austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via official-enjolras)

I’m like an infomercial.

Looks good and useful when you see it online, but when you get it and it’s in front you; it’s shit and you’re disappointed.

    When you hear a blink song on your iPod: Hey cool another blink song, whatever
    When you hear a blink song on the radio: HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT TURN THE VOLUME UP AND LETS HAVE A FUCKING PARTY

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

(via hotboyproblems)

dekutree:

*I lean and squint into my computer screen with a perplexed look on my face for roughly 6 seconds. the edges of my mouth begin to quiver as my frown is quickly transformed into a smile. my eyes become wide with joy as I take off my glasses in disbelief. my tense body immediately relaxes and I ease…