does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
I’m like an infomercial.
Looks good and useful when you see it online, but when you get it and it’s in front you; it’s shit and you’re disappointed.
*I lean and squint into my computer screen with a perplexed look on my face for roughly 6 seconds. the edges of my mouth begin to quiver as my frown is quickly transformed into a smile. my eyes become wide with joy as I take off my glasses in disbelief. my tense body immediately relaxes and I ease…